Thursday, March 6, 2014

Pacificon - 2014

03/02/2014
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W6VK and W6CUP (best of friends) - Sea Cruise Rondezvous!  CUP sure did a lot of talking about N6RVV, didn't he VK (Slim)?
His name is... his name is... his name is... Slim Shady!

This just in!  "Why didn't VK take that camera and jam it up CUP's ass?"



 







   
 Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

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W6CUP - He is so shitfaced, he can't get the bartender's name right.  The bartender is thinking... what an asshole.  His name is Micah... you stupid fuck!

Link

Sounds like the cancer's got him.

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Proof that Grey Aliens inhabit cruise ships.


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K7ZAR -  More bullshit from the doper in Hawaii.  There are no records of marriage in Hawaii for ZAR.  Besides, what kind of girl would marry this loser?


K7ZAR - Story adjustment.

 
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WA7BZI - Is dragging KI6KY by the nuts.  Of course, KY likes that.  BZI is the best sex he's had in a long time.

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Poor W6AD
(Angry Dwarf, Angel Dust, Another Druggie, Arrogant Dick, Andytard, Anal Dumpling, Asshole Driller, Mister Peepers, The Nurse, Nurse Ratched, Anal Douche, Lyin' Lynn, All Done, A Doper, Anal Dildo, All Day, A Dud, Anal Dick, Anal Discharge, Anal Delight, Agitator Demonstrator).  He can't stand it!  W6GLC has a great setup with a Yaesu FT5000 and some efficient antennas.  AD can't stand it... has to accuse GLC of jamming!
AD... what an asshole!

 
W6CUP - Throat cancer?
WA6MFJ - Still the master of 7255 kHz
W6AD - Hates KI6JL
KJ6OAX - Still music jamming
KI6DKV - Noel has been on the air for some time, despite what some uninformed idiot assholes say.
W1WY - Jim seems like a nice guy.  Too bad he allows AD to do him in the.... nevermind.

So many losers are inconspicuous 

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Pacificon.  Not much to report.  Conversation with a couple of the Cal Poly Amateur Radio Club was interesting.  We discussed their work on some new technology regarding HF direction finding.  TMH put in an order for some new shirts from Hip Ham Shirts.  Sierra Radio Systems had some cool remote control systems.  Everything else was ho-hum.  Even steak and shrimp dinner at Arcadia was mediocre.  



Now, our burgers at ******* were excellent!  We won't tell you where that was because we're going back there this afternoon.

 
We got some reports on W6AD.  What A Dick!

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Paranoia - Pandemonium - Pandemic

  

10/03/2014 8:30 AM DEPT. C = VACATED!

03/02/2014
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TMH crew are Pacificon bound.

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KI6KY - The drug addict - Elmer Fudd


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W6AD - (Angry Dwarf, Angel Dust, Another Druggie, Arrogant Dick, Andytard, Anal Dumpling, Asshole Driller, Mister Peepers, The Nurse, Nurse Ratched, Anal Douche, Lyin' Lynn, All Done, A Doper, Anal Dildo, All Day, A Dud, Anal Dick, Anal Discharge, Anal Delight, Agitator Demonstrator) and W6WBJ - The Lawyer, are going to race the "Tour De Pine Valley".  They have become very tight and are consistently talking about bike racing.  Perfect!

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WK6U - Jams with K6TXH on 3846 in the early morning hours.

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W6CUP - These ads are written like a true con artist.

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K7ZAR - Moving back stateside.  KI6KY brags about talking to ZAR on 40 meters in the evening.  This is the same loser that said "your mother is a  **cking  *unt" to ZAR.  It has been suggested that KY and K6UGY need something to do.  Maybe they could take their air pistols and become armed guards at WARFA get togethers.

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KY6W - "Queertown's gonna die!"

What a classic line.  If the coat fits, wear it!

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10/03/2014 8:30 AM DEPT. C = VACATED!

Poor piece of shit W6YDG.

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W6WBJ - The Ham Radio Pimp Daddy.
"I takes good care of my hoes"!


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TMH assist in locating a short wave broadcast band pirate station.


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NF6Y - Randytard is in need of some serious intervention.  Happy hour gets earlier and earlier every day.  None of his buttlicks call him on it.  None of them care.


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Paranoia - Pandemonium - Pandemic



 

10/03/2014 8:30 AM DEPT. C = MELTDOWN!

03/02/2014
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W6ELP - Poor pathetic piece of shit.

Next appearance:  10/23/2014 
Reason for next appearance:  Further discovery
 



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W6YDG - Poor pathetic piece of shit.

W7EIB - Poor pathetic piece of shit. 
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BOMBSHELL NEWS!


TMH have sent "Bomshell News" to subscribers.  Check your in boxes.

10-4?  No, 10-3!  

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KI6JL - Hey Hanktard!  Why don't you grow some testicles and tell W6AD ( Angel Dust, Another Druggie, Arrogant Dick, Andytard, Anal Dumpling, Asshole Driller, Mister Peepers, The Nurse, Nurse Ratched, Anal Douche, Lyin' Lynn, All Done, A Doper, Anal Dildo, All Day, A Dud, Anal Dick, Anal Discharge, Anal Delight, Agitator Demonstrator ) to go screw himself?

KI6JL - Drunk.



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They turn on each other!
Meltdown!

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NF6Y - Is intoxicated by 3:00 PM every day.  By 4:30, he's slurring so bad he can barely talk.  Why don't his friends try to help him?  Why do they continue to ignore his drinking problem?  Are they afraid he'll stop giving them stuff?  Why doesn't some one man up and get him some help?


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Reports from a new monitoring site suggest that W6YDG was jamming WA6MFJ through his remote, trying to disguise his voice.
God is punishing him.

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The Mother Hubbards have been posting for almost a year.  Today, we had a record number of visitors for a single day.  484!

Thank you for reading.

Remember, they are miserable and their lives are falling apart.  Rid the amateur radio bands of jammers, drug addicts and losers.

We will prevail!

Two new monitoring locations (their old friends, our new friends).

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K6TXH - "The Monster"


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Paranoia - Pandemonium - Pandemic





Big Trouble Ahead

03/02/2014
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Developing:  "Multiple stations were heard and recorded making threats to F.C.C. enforcement agents".