Wednesday, February 19, 2014

"Daily Report"

02/18/2014
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The Mother Hubbards would like to give a big high five to the fine work presented by one of our latest "Mother Hubbard Network" members.  This is their first contribution to the cupboard.  We voted unanimously to place this story at the top of the pile.  Nice work! 

Art:  "Hello test, 1,2 W6OBB Pahrump."
Billy:  "Oh hi Art, oh it’s so good to hear you."
Silence.
Billy:  "God, it’s good to hear you back on the air, Art.  This is W6WBJ."
Silence.
Billy:  "So Art, what was the deal with your latest.. uh... retirement?  Was it because that “dead beat daddy” story came out?"
Silence.
Billy:  "Oh man, that story about your... uh.., your secret family there, that was really devastating.  Jesus Christ!  Art, why didn’t you ever tell anybody about those kids? God damn man... what... what could you have been thinking?"
Silence.
Billy:  "Yeah, you really screwed up there pal."
Silence.
Billy:  "Art, the “dead beat dad”. Oh, Jesus Christ!"
Silence.
Art:  "Helllloo test, 1,2 W6OBB Pahrump."
Billy:  "Oh, we copy you fine, there “dead beat”."
Silence.
Billy:  "Sounds really good there “dead beat dad”."
Silence... silence... silence.

End

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W6AD - (Andytard, Anal Dumpling, Mister Peepers, Nurse Ratched, The Nurse, Anal Douche, Anal Discharge, Lyin' Lynn, All Done, All Day, A Dud, Anal Dude.) Andytard can’t even fix a screwed up microphone cable.  Thought he was a real ham?  Maybe Andytard should find Noel to come over and fix all of his things around the shack that are broken. 

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K6ADO - Still making unidentified comments in his weird voice.

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KI6KY - Have you ever wondered why KI6KY incessantly wants the song "Fatty Doo Doo" to be played and then giggles like a little girl, especially at the last words of the song?  It has been suggested that he may be into coprophagia.  Here are the words to the song.  You decide. 

Who's that scootin' on a scooter, Fatty Doo Doo


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We got a report that KG0F enjoys The Mother Hubbards.  Thanks for reading!

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KD6INY - "Wally" - Jeffrey - Totally dominates the 7255 / 3840 KHz tards.  He controls them.  Ha ha ha ha! 

  
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Documents of Interest

 



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Places of Interest



"Threesome" location

KG6ZAM


SOLD!
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Paranoia - Pandemonium - Pandemic






2 comments:

  1. Dear Motherhubbard: I a so glad that you liked my little QSO with Art Bell! I really enjoyed it, too! Isn't ham radio fun?. Best 73 to you, and please rest assured that I will continue to try to keep ham radio interesting. W6WBJ

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  2. excellent site.

    especially the 'tard reports.
    rofl

    k8ry

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